Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Day 272 - Spiderman

This is J's Spiderman hat. J is a HUGE Spiderman fan. I saw his hat outside today and had to take a pic. J's a pretty funny guy and he makes me think of a fun poem I do with my class. I love reading this to my class and it's a great discussion starter. It's written from Spiderman's point of view but there's a twist. He is tired of doing his job and he has a speech impediment. Try reading this out loud. Just read it as it's written. It's a hoot.

Maybe Dats Your Pwoblem too

All my pwoblems
who knows, maybe evwybody's pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN.
I know. I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.

You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of
equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.

Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal.

You tink when you SPIDERMAN
der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don't happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice, Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.

I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?

James W. Hall

3 comments:

Kristy said...

Cute shot AND poem! Thanks for sharing! :)

Monica said...

Omigosh, that is hilarious! I'm going to save this for my son when he's a bit older. He loves spiderman!

playingwithpixels said...

That is just too funny. I'm so glad you added the poem to go with the cute shot. I love how you've got a bit of his eye peeking out....